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Spoilers for the last scene of Season Three:
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INTERIOR, church, decorated for a small wedding ceremony.
Priest: Do you, John Hamish Watson, take this woman, Mary Morstan, to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
John: I d-
Doors bang open at the back. Everyone gasps and turns to see what is happening.
Sherlock: John! Please wait! There is something you must know!
John: Sherlock, what the-
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BASK IN THEIR ANGUISH FOR ANOTHER 18 MONTHS
WHAT.
WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME.
No one is safe. Not in the Capitol. Not in the districts. And you…in Thirteen…Dead by morning.
Apparantly, I’m going to be there too.
I like to think this is what would go down if Jim Moriarty ran into a Sherlockian fangirl
Fangirl:
Oh my God, it's you! You're Jim Moriarty! Oh my word, you are so adorable.
Moriarty:
I... What?
Fangirl:
You're just like a puppy, just look at your big, brown eyes!
Moriarty:
I am the Napoleon of crime, I could have your throat slit and...
Fangirl:
My baby, you are so precious when you try to be scary. Oh, I could hug you all day!
Moriarty:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, I AM THE MOST DANGEROUS MAN IN LONDON, I COULD HAVE YOU KILLED RIGHT HERE AND NOW AND NO ONE WOULD EVER FIND YOUR BODY!
Fangirl:
Come here, my flawless Irish prince, sounds like someone needs a cup of tea and some snuggles!
Moriarty:
SEBASTIAN, HELP ME!

